we had to write a paper and I guess I was feeling ornery...
I wrote, and I quote:
[informative paragraph]
This is a real English sentence. You are a real teacher. This is a real classroom. This is a real paper. We do a lot of real projects. We also type a lot of real paragraphs. Well I am bored now. Its funny, I would actually be typing something serious in this, but it is obvious judging from the grades of my peers that you don't give a care what your students write about.
Luckily you are a teacher who doesn't care. I don't care either and that is why I type this nonsense. Well, I would care however seeing as how you don't, I shouldn't bother. I hope you count this as a real English sentence (because it is). You are lucky because you have a few good students in this class of imbeciles. I, of course, am one of them. (Well that's a stretch but you can always pretend, right?) I see now that I am nearing the end of this very boring and uninformative sentence, therefore, I shall cease my rapid typing and begin again.
[informative conclusion]
I got an A on that paper... I got an A in that class too...